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I'm Definitely Not Obsessed with Gold

I'm Definitely Not Obsessed with Gold

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The "I'm Definitely Not Obsessed with Gold" Bundle - Trek Gold Sluice, Header Kit & Keychain Highbanker

Look, we get it. You told your spouse you were just going to "try a little gold panning" and now you're eyeballing professional equipment. Don't worry - we've all been there. This bundle is for folks who've caught the gold fever but still want to maintain some dignity (and marriage harmony).

What you're getting yourself into:

  • 6x24" Trek Gold Sluice Box with Mini/Micro Dream Mat Kit - Because apparently regular mats aren't good enough for your newfangled gold standards
  • 6" Header Box Kit with pump, hose, and controller - For when manually feeding your sluice becomes "too much work" (we don't judge)
  • Keychain Highbanker Sluice - The final proof that you've completely lost it. Yes, it's a tiny working sluice. No, you don't need it. Yes, you absolutely want it.

The brutal truth: You'll spend more time explaining to people why you need a keychain sluice than you will finding actual gold with it. But hey, at least you'll have a conversation starter at parties. Plus, when someone asks "How serious are you about this gold thing?" you can just jingle your keys.

Warning: This bundle may cause uncontrollable urges to check creek beds during family vacations and explain the finer points of specific gravity to anyone who'll listen.

Side effects include: Happy spouse (because you bought everything at once), and inexplicable urge to wear more khaki.

Ready to embrace the madness?

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